JUNK! ELECTRONIC MAIL|! HEAPS OF ELECTRONIC MAIL

Oh, horrible spam! It's everywhere appearing in my inbox. Thousands of emails every day, all stuffed with useless deals. I just want to scream at the loudest of my lungs! Truly, how can anyone endure this infestation? Perhaps people are trying to sellus something. Possibly they're justdesperate. Howevever, I need a break! {Get in Me, Belly!